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CHEEKY!
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Moira.
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- Are you Italian?
- Venetian, how did you know?
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I was married to an Italian
and you speak English like him.
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Are you looking for a house?
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More than anything a little apartment,
inexpensive though.
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I need it for four weeks.
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In what area?
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Close to the Hyatt Park Hotel
if possible.
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I work there. I'm doing an internship
as a receptionist
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and right now I'm living
in a very small room.
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And it doesnʼt work for you.
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Yes, itʼs fine, but in 1 0 days
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my boyfriend will be coming for a full
immersion course in English and. . .
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Fiancé?
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A little bit. . .
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I understand. . .
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Basically you are looking for a room
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for a sexual full immersion course. . .
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I wish. . .
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I believe I might be able
to help you. . .
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Not in the area
that you want though. . .
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- Ah, no?
- No.
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Where then?
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Follow me, Iʼll show you.
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We are in Chelsea and your hotel
is here, in Nates Bridge.
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I have a loft on the Thames,
right where the docs are.
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Itʼs not too far
from the Hyatt Park Hotel.
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With the metro you can get
there very quickly.
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Where is it exactly. . .
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- Oh?
- Here. . .
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What happened?
Did you get an electric shock?
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No, my nipples are rather sensitive. . .
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He is a lucky man.
Whatʼs his name?
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Who?
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The boy that is going
to meet you in London.
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- Matteo.
- Itʼs too bad heʼs coming. . .
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You could have stayed
at my place for free.
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Since I got separated,
there's much more space there.
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Can we go and check it out?
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Yes, but not today,
Iʼm the only one at the agency.
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How much is it?
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It depends on you. . .
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Does he kiss them well at least?
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Heʼs not bad at all.
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Men donʼt know anything
about what women like.
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Oh, but Matteo, really. . .
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Bullshit, they're all the same
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and they only think
of what makes them happy.
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No Moira, please. . .
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Why not, I know you like it. . .
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Tell the truth you little piglet,
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in Venice also, you walk around
without your panties?
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Oh, I am a little allergic. . .
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You are humid like your city. . .
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Ah.
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Stop it Moira, please.
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I donʼt want to. . .
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Liar.
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So, Iʼll see you tomorrow
to go see the loft?
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All right, at what time?
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At 1 0 oʼclock here. . .
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By the way, what is your name?
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Carla Borin.
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Carla, nice name. . .
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Carla the Venetian.
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Thank you.
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See you tomorrow.
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These designers are so boring. . .
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You know what I think
when I see all these curves?
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You donʼt have to tell me.
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A nice fuck, thatʼs what we need
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to feel relaxed before the exam.
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You can always masturbate. . .
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Already done, my friend,
already done,
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thinking of that slut, Giulia. . .
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I get a hard on right away.
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- Giulia who? Paoloʼs girlfriend?
- Paoloʼs girlfriend officially,
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but in practice,
everybodyʼs girlfriend.
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I donʼt believe it, does Paolo know?
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He is the only one
who doesnʼt know,
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or at least thatʼs what he makes you
believe. Tell the truth Matteo,
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- you've thought about Giulia, too.
- Thatʼs bullshit, I only think of Carla.
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Even when you masturbate?
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Especially when I masturbate.
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Really?
And what do you think about?
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Regular stuff. . .
Naked.
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I am on bottom
and she's on top.
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Shit, you really donʼt have
any imagination.
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I thought you were at least
imagining her doggie style
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with an English guy.
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Why should I think of her
with some other guy?
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Well, when there is no sex
for a while. . .
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How long has it been
since Carla is in London?
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About a. . . month.
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And you think that someone
can go one month without fucking?
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You're obsessed with sex.
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Itʼs not like that
for women, you know?
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Feelings come first for them.
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Bullshit, they are just better liars,
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and they know how to fake it better.
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They too get wet first
and then they fall in love.
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Stop it, come on.
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- Not all of them, come on.
- All of them.
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All of them.
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Thatʼs why I like them so much,
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because they are all whores.
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- Hello?
- Hi, my love, itʼs me.
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Carla.
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Are you happy to hear from me?
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Yes, of course, very happy.
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Why are you calling?
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Oh well, because I miss you,
whatʼs going on?
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- You sound weird. . .
- No, no, I just wasnʼt expecting this call.
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How is London?
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Oh itʼs beautiful,
you should see. . . Ah.
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Whatʼs going on?
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Nothing.
I'm staying in shape for you.
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I am doing the bike exercises. . .
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Oh Matteo, I canʼt wait
for you to come here.
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I'll be there soon.
Did you find the apartment?
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Thatʼs why I'm calling.
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Tomorrow I am going to see
one on the Thames.
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On the Thames?
It must be expensive.
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Well, Moira is going to give me
a pretty good deal. . . Ah.
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Who is Moira?
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The owner of the real estate agency. . .
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I think she really likes me.
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What do you mean,
she really likes you?
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Well, I think she is a lesbian,
and she wants to sleep with me.
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She wants to sleep with you?
Are you crazy Carla?
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No, Iʼm just lusting. . .
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- Matteo, can you hear me?
- Yes I can hear you.
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Did she try already?
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No, no, but come here soon,
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Iʼm tired of being alone.
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Swear to me that nothing happened.
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Oh Matteo, you are boring.
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You know that without you
sex doesnʼt exist for me.
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So why do you think
that she wants to sleep with you?
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Well, you know how it goes.
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Some things can be understood
between women. . .
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Are you telling me
the truth, Carla?
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Of course, silly. . .
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