20100:14:43,098 --> 00:14:45,517Wha

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What...
Who would be calling you here?

202
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I have no idea.
I will be right back.

203
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- Can I get two maitais, please?
- Yes, ma'am.

204
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Thank you. Hello?

205
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Look, I know you're on vacation...

206
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but this is a dire emergency.

207
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- Oh, no.
- The photo shoot's on...

208
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but it's an availability nightmare.

209
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Vendela and Evander Holyfield
only have a mutual 17-hour window.

210
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If we don't get them now,
nobody's available...

211
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for four months and
we lose them for the May cover.

212
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Well, there's got to be somebody closer
whose life you can screw up.

213
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That's the ironic thing, dear.
There's not.

214
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Vendela's in Sydney.
Evander's in Osaka.

215
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I threw Taylor on a plane
this morning to Papeete.

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- Tahiti?
- Yes. They're all coming to you.

217
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All you have to do
is fly back to Tahiti...

218
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baby-sit the shoot, fly back out.

219
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- Fifteen hours at the most.
- Look, this is complicated.

220
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Uh, Frank proposed to me last night.

221
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Oh, my God.

222
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This is so exciting.
Sweetie, I am so happy for you.

223
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Well, I am glad, but...

224
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The point is, what kind of message
am I sending to Frank...

225
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if the day after our betrothal, I am
leaving him to go on some photo shoot?

226
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An excellent message.

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This is the perfect opportunity
to establish parameters.

228
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- Oh, God.
- I read somewhere...

229
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that 38.6% of all women...

230
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are pressured into quitting their jobs
in the first year of marriage.

231
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Marjorie, you read that
in our magazine, and we made it up.

232
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Oh, Please, Robin, please.
Please, please, Robin, please?

233
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- Deal.
- Oh, good.

234
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- Do you have a way back to Tahiti?
- Oh, yeah, I can...

235
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- That's good? Yeah?
- Mmm. Mm-hmm.

236
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Thanks.

237
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Don't move a muscle.
Lay down. Stay. Yeah.

238
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- Hi.
- Hello. Hi.

239
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- Uh, I am looking for...
- Quinny, it's for you.

240
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Okay. Hi there.

241
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Ohh.
Hi. I am really sorry to interrupt you.

242
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I-- I sort of have an emergency.

243
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Emergency? What's going on?

244
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Well, my boss called me, and she
wants me to go to Tahiti tonight.

245
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:17,327
Oh, well, I am sort of
on my layover here.

246
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Right. Uh, would $500
cut your layover short?

247
00:17:21,622 --> 00:17:26,458
Um, baby, want to go to Papeete?

248
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I can't. I have a show tonight.
Tuesday is tamure night.

249
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- Uh, it's tamure night.
- Oh.

250
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My hands are tied.
That's for later.

251
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You know, I am stuck.
I-- I-- I really...

252
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This is really important.
You'd be doing me a tremendous favour.

253
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- How would 700 be?
- Okay.

254
00:17:47,269 --> 00:17:48,357
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

255
00:17:48,357 --> 00:17:51,690
- Great.
- I will meet you at the plane in...

256
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- Give me an hour.
- Great. Thank you.

257
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Honey, it's a known fact
that 38.6% of all women...

258
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are pressured into quitting their jobs
the first year of marriage.

259
00:18:01,656 --> 00:18:05,332
That was in your magazine.
You probably made it up.

260
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If you had to work,
I would understand.

261
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:16,672
That's because you're not
as romantic as I am.

262
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:22,138
Ohh. So, come with me.

263
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,102
- No.
- How come?

264
00:18:26,102 --> 00:18:29,184
Because if I go with you,
I will resent the fact that I am there.

265
00:18:29,184 --> 00:18:33,444
If I stay here, I will miss you, but
you will feel guilty. I like that better.

266
00:18:33,444 --> 00:18:37,354
Come on.
It's only for one night, hubby.

267
00:18:39,408 --> 00:18:42,362
- Say that again.
- What, hubby?

268
00:18:43,537 --> 00:18:47,582
- I like that. Say it.
- Hubby.

269
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- Ready to go.
- Is it safe to fly?

270
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- It is with me.
- Oh, you're that good, huh?

271
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I am the best you have ever been with.

272
00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:05,802
I am not sure
I trust your equipment.

273
00:19:05,802 --> 00:19:08,684
We may be old, but we're sturdy.

274
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Mm-hmm. What's all this?

275
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Hotel overstocks, local trinkets. I was
going to fly them to Tahiti tomorrow.

276
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But with your job,
I got a twofer.

277
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Oh, how handy for you.

278
00:19:21,572 --> 00:19:24,739
Excuse me. I just want to keep this
from flying at you.

279
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There we go.
Do you have my, uh, money?

280
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Oh. Yes.

281
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- Thank you.
- It's all there.

282
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I trust you.

283
00:20:12,703 --> 00:20:16,783
So what kind of work do you do,
uh, back there in New York?

284
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I am an assistant editor
for a magazine called Dazzle.

285
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- Dazzle?
- Yeah.

286
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Never heard of that one.

287
00:20:24,245 --> 00:20:28,086
Well, you're not exactly
the demographic we shoot for.

288
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Uh, this is it.

289
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"Dazzle."

290
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"Your Derriere: Five Exercises
to Tame the Beast."

291
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"Ten Ways to Light His Fire."

292
00:20:43,439 --> 00:20:47,057
For Pete's sake.
"Ten Ways to Light His Fire."

293
00:20:49,027 --> 00:20:51,352
You know how a woman
gets a man excited?

294
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- How?
- She shows up.

295
00:20:53,814 --> 00:20:56,522
That's it. We're guys.
We're easy.

296
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Of course, for that you can't charge
six bucks an issue, can you?

297
00:21:01,581 --> 00:21:03,787
Now, does that advice
come with the $700...

298
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or do I need to pay extra for that?

299
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:09,163
- It's on the house.
- Thanks.

300
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Um, island flight watch, Beaver 0318.

301
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We are at 3,500 on a heading of,
uh, 1-1-0.