30200:22:40,915 --> 00:22:45,418I a

302
00:22:40,915 --> 00:22:45,418
I am looking for a weather update,
please, uh, along our route of flight.

303
00:22:45,418 --> 00:22:48,671
Thirty-six Victor, be advised...

304
00:22:51,765 --> 00:22:55,051
...southwestern...
Say again.

305
00:23:03,610 --> 00:23:07,274
I am sorry. This weather came up
quicker than anybody anticipated.

306
00:23:09,990 --> 00:23:12,446
We're going to have to turn back
to Makatea.

307
00:23:13,577 --> 00:23:16,612
- It's just not worth the risk.
- Uh, all right.

308
00:23:33,095 --> 00:23:35,764
A line of squalls
has got us boxed in.

309
00:23:35,764 --> 00:23:38,552
Tighten up your seat belt.
It's going to get bumpy.

310
00:23:38,552 --> 00:23:41,636
Wha... Uh.

311
00:23:41,636 --> 00:23:46,105
Y-- You don't-- don't mind
if I just come sit up here with you?

312
00:23:48,901 --> 00:23:50,810
Get your seat belt on.

313
00:24:01,413 --> 00:24:03,321
- What are those?
- Uh, Xanax.

314
00:24:03,321 --> 00:24:05,495
My doctor prescribed them
for situations of tension.

315
00:24:05,495 --> 00:24:07,700
- I think this qualifies.
- Give me a couple.

316
00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:09,708
You just drive.

317
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:44,526
- What are you taking now?
- Xanax.

318
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:47,406
My doctor prescribed them
for situations of "sension."

319
00:24:47,406 --> 00:24:49,412
Give me those.

320
00:24:56,254 --> 00:25:01,046
Whoo. Hey,
that was close, huh? Whoo.

321
00:25:04,178 --> 00:25:07,049
That was more than close.
That hit us.

322
00:25:07,049 --> 00:25:09,630
- Oh, no.
- Shit. It fried the radios.

323
00:25:09,630 --> 00:25:12,174
Oh, no. That's bad, huh?

324
00:25:16,522 --> 00:25:19,096
Mayday. Mayday. Mayday.

325
00:25:19,096 --> 00:25:23,231
Beaver 0318.
Unable to maintain altitude.

326
00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:25,486
Can anybody hear this?

327
00:25:26,866 --> 00:25:30,863
- Mayday. Mayday. Mayday.
- Attention, KMart shoppers.

328
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,739
Snow shovels are on sale for $12.99.

329
00:25:33,739 --> 00:25:37,287
Put that down.
I am unable to maintain altitude.

330
00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:40,417
Forty miles south-southeast of Makatea.

331
00:25:42,171 --> 00:25:45,256
Mayday, mayday, mayday

332
00:25:45,256 --> 00:25:48,425
How many of those things did you take?

333
00:25:48,425 --> 00:25:52,804
Um, you know, I just don't know.

334
00:25:52,804 --> 00:25:54,212
- Look.
- What?

335
00:25:54,212 --> 00:25:57,095
We're in trouble here.
I want you to sit back...

336
00:25:57,095 --> 00:26:02,096
be quiet, keep your seat belt tight
and let me fly this thing.

337
00:26:03,775 --> 00:26:05,767
Yes, sir.

338
00:26:18,079 --> 00:26:20,321
There's an island down there.

339
00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:24,242
I can see a beach.

340
00:26:24,242 --> 00:26:27,252
- I am going to set us down.
- Okey-dokey.

341
00:27:02,411 --> 00:27:05,198
Rock on the beach. There's a rock
on the beach. Son of a bitch.

342
00:28:03,551 --> 00:28:05,424
Good morning.

343
00:28:07,263 --> 00:28:09,255
Could you get me a cup of coffee?

344
00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:12,889
Sure, I will get right on it, ma'am.

345
00:28:12,889 --> 00:28:15,556
Oh, God, whe...

346
00:28:17,147 --> 00:28:19,435
- Where are we?
- Here.

347
00:28:19,435 --> 00:28:22,483
Where? Where?

348
00:28:22,483 --> 00:28:25,065
Somewhere between Makatea and Tahiti.

349
00:28:25,065 --> 00:28:28,564
That's... That's the best
I can do for you.

350
00:28:30,659 --> 00:28:33,613
Whoa. What happened?

351
00:28:33,613 --> 00:28:36,865
It crumpled the landing gear
when we hit.

352
00:28:36,865 --> 00:28:39,245
Well, aren't you going to fix it?

353
00:28:39,245 --> 00:28:41,955
I mean, can't we...
can't we reattach it somehow?

354
00:28:41,955 --> 00:28:45,420
Oh, sure. We will, like,
glue it back on.

355
00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:48,293
- How's that?
- Aren't you one of those guys?

356
00:28:49,510 --> 00:28:51,418
What guys?

357
00:28:51,418 --> 00:28:54,382
Those guy guys.
You know, those guys with skills.

358
00:28:54,382 --> 00:28:57,094
- Skills?
- Yeah.

359
00:28:57,094 --> 00:28:59,509
You send them out into the wilderness
with a pocketknife and a Q-tip...

360
00:28:59,509 --> 00:29:02,348
and they build you a shopping mall.

361
00:29:02,348 --> 00:29:06,773
- You can't do that?
- No. No, I can't do that.

362
00:29:06,773 --> 00:29:10,477
But I can do this.
Does that help?

363
00:29:14,365 --> 00:29:16,405
I can get us out of here.

364
00:29:16,405 --> 00:29:18,865
- Oh, good.
- Yeah.

365
00:29:18,865 --> 00:29:22,364
Hey. Right? Huh?

366
00:29:22,364 --> 00:29:25,832
Phone, huh?
I am going to get us out of here.

367
00:29:27,502 --> 00:29:29,412
Pronto.

368
00:29:30,797 --> 00:29:34,131
Right. Come on, phone.

369
00:29:46,354 --> 00:29:48,642
So, what are we, like, shipwrecked?

370
00:29:48,642 --> 00:29:51,648
- How do you want it?
- Excuse me?

371
00:29:51,648 --> 00:29:55,274
Do you want it sugar-coated
or right between the eyes?

372
00:29:56,196 --> 00:29:58,105
You pick.

373
00:30:01,325 --> 00:30:04,825
We have only got one wheel,
so we can't take off.

374
00:30:04,825 --> 00:30:09,331
Lightning fried the radio
and the emergency location transmitter.

375
00:30:09,331 --> 00:30:12,827
Air-Sea will probably try a rescue,
but without a beacon to hone in...

376
00:30:12,827 --> 00:30:16,045
it's like trying to find a flea
on an elephant's ass.

377
00:30:17,257 --> 00:30:20,625
The only thing we have got is...

378
00:30:20,625 --> 00:30:22,675
this flare gun and a single flare.

379
00:30:23,763 --> 00:30:25,839
Is it too late
to get it sugar-coated?

380
00:30:25,839 --> 00:30:28,054
That was sugar-coated.

381
00:30:31,645 --> 00:30:33,684
Well, then, what's the bad news?

382
00:30:36,608 --> 00:30:40,605
The bad news is
we may be here for a long time.

383
00:30:42,864 --> 00:30:48,368
You and me.
For a long, long...

384
00:30:49,745 --> 00:30:54,371
long, long, long, long time.

385
00:30:59,462 --> 00:31:02,547
Well, I want my $700 back.

386
00:31:04,634 --> 00:31:07,669
What?
You heard me. My $700. I want it back.

387
00:31:07,669 --> 00:31:11,046
You said you were going to take me
to Tahiti. You didn't.

388
00:31:12,599 --> 00:31:15,516
Give it back. Come on.

389
00:31:21,149 --> 00:31:25,692
One, two, three...

390
00:31:28,488 --> 00:31:31,525
- Wha...
- I figure I got you halfway.

391
00:31:31,525 --> 00:31:34,653
Halfway? Halfway?

392
00:31:34,653 --> 00:31:36,660
- Halfway.
- Halfway? Whoo.

393
00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:39,742
Halfway? Oh, boy, you're good.

394
00:31:39,742 --> 00:31:43,741
Whoo. You got me halfway.
That's fantastic.

395
00:31:43,741 --> 00:31:46,914
Wha... What are you doing?
Hey. Hey. Get away from my plane.

396
00:31:46,914 --> 00:31:48,921
- Oh, you be quiet.
- Goddamn it. Get out of there.

397
00:31:48,921 --> 00:31:51,042
- I am going to do something.
- Hey. Leave that stuff alone.

398
00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:53,092
- You shut up.
- Come on out. Get out of there.

399
00:31:53,092 --> 00:31:56,754
What do you think you're doing?
Leave my stuff a... Hey, hey, come on.

400
00:31:56,754 --> 00:32:00,264
What's this?
It's a boat.