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Taxi!
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Taxi!
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Excuse me,
do you have a light?
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And an extra cigarette?
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Thanks.
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There's nothing
like a morning cigarette.
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Coffee and cigarette.
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You wouldn't believe
this dream I had.
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I dreamt I was back home
with the missus,
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and I'm sitting
in the kitchen next to her...
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Taxi!
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...drinking my coffee,
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smoking a cigarette.
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And the missus says,
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"Bunny, why don't you
stay home from work today,
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and we'll be together,
just the two of us, like this?"
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She's not alive anymore, but...
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...a coffee would be nice,
just like in the dream.
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Oh...
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Listen...
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You can have all my money.
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- I only have 50...
- Hey!
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If it's not enough,
I'll go with you to an ATM,
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but please don't kill me.
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- I have two children.
- Man, relax.
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I was just gonna ask you
for a buck for coffee.
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I wasn't robbing you.
This isn't even mine.
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Oh.
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So, may I ask whose it is?
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I don't know.
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I found it under my cardboard
this morning.
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You scared the shit out of me.
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So... how about it, Sir?
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Would you give me a buck
for a cup of coffee?
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Oh, so, that's your drill.
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You scare the shit out of people,
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and then they're so grateful
you're not really robbing them
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that they give you the money.
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Mate, you got it all wrong.
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Wrong, huh?
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So, why the hell
did you take that gun?
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Actually, I thought to myself
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I'd ask the first person I saw
for a coffee and a cigarette.
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And if that person said no?
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Then, I might as well
join the missus.
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- So, how about that coffee?
- Or what?
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You'll shoot yourself?
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You know, in my field,
you see a lot of manipulation.
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But you?
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- You're the king!
- Is that a yes?
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What you're doing here is completely,
I mean, completely, unfair.
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If you have to shoot yourself,
it's tragic, but...
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...it has nothing to do with me.
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You hear?
I'm not responsible.
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You're absolutely right.
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Here's what we're gonna do...
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You're gonna put the gun down
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and ask for that buck
like a normal...
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...homeless person,
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and I'll answer what I answer
with no connection to your situation
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or this gun or anything else.
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- Okay.
- Okay, what?
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Would you...
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...please... give me a dollar
for a cup of coffee?
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I'm sorry.
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If I give you the money,
I'll feel manipulated.
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I'm just gonna go now, okay?
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Okay.
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Maybe tomorrow.
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Thank you, anyway.
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You're welcome.
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This city!
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Everybody is crazy!
I swear to God!
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W-what's all this blood?
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Are you okay?
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What are you doing here?
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I was cleaning the waffle maker.
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What happened to the interview?
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I didn't get the job.
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Dave!
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They said I didn't have
the necessary experience.
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Is that your blood?
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How much experience
do you need for telemarketing?
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That's what they said.
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- And what did you say?
- Thank you, anyway.
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Thank you, anyway?
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Didn't I tell you
that nice guys always finish last?
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So... whose blood is this?
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A nice guy.
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I don't know his name.
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I have to get to work, Dave.
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Do you feel like walking me out?
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Passive-aggressive!
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What's not to understand?
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Dad, I'm sorry about the interview.
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Well, what does it even mean?
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Passive,
as in "even if I live to be 100,
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I'll never wash a cup."
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And aggressive, as in
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"I'd rather eat my own nuts
than have dinner with your parents."
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Oh, the mouth on her!
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She reminds me of your mother.
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I really think
you should ask your brother
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to put in a good word with his boss.
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It just seems so embarrassing
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going into peoples' homes,
taking their stuff.
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You're talking
as if he's a burglar, Dave.
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Repossessing is a respectable job.
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Yes, still...
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- Well, just think about it.
- Okay.
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And, in the meantime,
I'll go over the mail, vacuum,
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and cook us dinner.
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How do crépes
with cream and truffles sound?
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Great.
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I will need 10 bucks
for truffle shavings, though.
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I didn't know that truffles shaved.
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Nice move!
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Thank you.
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Have you ever wondered,
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"What's the meaning of life?
Why do we exist?"
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The answer to this vexing question
is now within your reach!
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You'll find it
in a small, amazing booklet,
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which will explain
in easy to follow, simple terms
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your reason for being!
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Don't patronize me!
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The booklet,
printed on the finest paper,
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contains illuminating,
exquisite color pictures
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and can be yours
for a mere $9.99.
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I'm not screaming!
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Yes, you are.
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I'm not!
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I'm just talking very loud.
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I don't get it.
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I said I wanted to marry you.
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No, no.
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You said you're willing to marry me.
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It's not that I'm against it.
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I just... don't think
that it's important.
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Marriage isn't important.
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A baby isn't important.
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A career isn't important.
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What goes on in the world
isn't important.
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What is important?
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Marriage, kids...
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Listen to yourself.
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You sound like an old maid.
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Ron, I am an old maid.
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We don't all manage to stay 15.
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Are you all right?
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Yes. Why?
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You've been crying.
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No, it's just allergies.
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I know how it is.
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I have a lot of those,
especially to cats.
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